- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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