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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

neil likes pube toast

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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