"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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