- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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