How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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