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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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