Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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dry handjob

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How you know when dislextic

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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