- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

what is red white and blue? the french flag

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

The Female Orgasm

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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