- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

The GOV and the WHO?

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Badabing.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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