Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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