- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

I asked her where you were.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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