Pickles

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

women's rights.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

A Fat Kenyan

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

Anti Joke

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