you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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