A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

A Mormon walks into a bar

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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