Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Arrow in the Knee!

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Rebecca Black's career.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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