- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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