One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Kys

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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