A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A American seeking into mexico

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Liverpool City Football Club

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

feminists.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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