- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

I once did something.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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