- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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