What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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