How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Anti Joke

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