- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

The holocaust

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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