- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did? Yes

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

whats black and strange a paki

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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