April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What's old and wrinkly? old people

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

123 f*ck off

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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