- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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