- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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