- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

poop.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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