Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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