What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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