What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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i hate black people

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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