- Anti Joke

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.