- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

matt is fat

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