Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

If youre African, why are you white?

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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