What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

There once was this guy and he fell down

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

ask me if im a door yes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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