- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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