So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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knock,knock you suck

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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