- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

... Chan chan

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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