- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

justin beiber sucks

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

u know whats a crime? rape

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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