- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Your mother is so fat.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Jewwy Jewstein

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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