- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Bark I'm a tree

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Fox News

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Justin Beiber is a good singer

I like the color potato.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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