- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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