Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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