there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

A black man walks out of a police station

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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