- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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