- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

A French man gets into a fight

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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