Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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