- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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