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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Women's Rights

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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