Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Jack Stevens

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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