- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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