- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Equal rights!

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Robin, get in the batmobile

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

You bumder!

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

osama bin laden is dead

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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