Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A man walks into a vagina

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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