Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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