A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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