- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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