What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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