- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

what goes boo a sock

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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