How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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