What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

fish fishy caoimhin

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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