Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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thomas!!!!

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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