Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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the lemon was sweet.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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