How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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i hate black people

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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