Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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