- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Caramel Boing.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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