- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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