- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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