- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

69

Politics

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??