The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why are white people white? I don't know

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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