Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

AIDS

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Anti Joke

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