Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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