- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

That is so fetch

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A gay man watches football.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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