- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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