Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Stephen Hawking

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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