- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

black people

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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