- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Equal rights!

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Obama = ebola

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Emily Walker.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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