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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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