- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

hextech crafting too opieop

Uh... What was emulating again?

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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