- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What's long and black The unemployment line

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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