Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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this is stupid .... yep

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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