Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Trump will make America great again.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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