Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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