- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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