If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Jebron Lames.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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