- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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