What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

My Butthole.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

NASCAR

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

The holocaust

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

YEAH THEY DO!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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